Well like no one is commenting so im doing something wrong!  Lets see, im gonna get pictures of Lauren Graham. Please leave comments or suggestions!

Lauren Graham:

Kiddie Pics:

 Senior Pic

 11th grade pic

 10th grade pic

 9th grade pic

8th grade pic

I gtg now ill put more up later!

Here are some Gilmore Girl icons!

Lorelai Gilmore/lauren Graham:

Michele and Lorelai:

Luke:

Luke and Lorelai:

Rory and Luke:

Luke Lorelai and Rory:

Lorelai and Rory:

Rory:
  

Rory and Dean:

Rory and Logan:

Jess and Logan:

Rory and Jess:

Jess:

Sookie:

Paul Anka:

Kirk:

Paris:

Icon Quots!

Heres Some Quotes! 

These are from CroweLadyBug

ANDREW: Luke, come on. What do you got there, porn?

LUKE: You sell porn?

ANDREW: No!

LUKE: You think I brought my own porn in here to buy?

 

LORELAI: I should go. Hey, do you know that if the entire population of China walked by, the line would never end because of the rate of population increase?

LUKE: No, I didn't.

LORELAI: That's my list -- every Chinese person in the world.

LUKE: Scary.

LORELAI: Scary.

 

PARIS: I'm 19. I should be rollicking. Asher doesn't rollick.

RORY: Well he probably didn't rollick when he was younger either. He's British.

 

LORELAI: Oh, I hate these pillows with a passion.

SOOKIE: They look good.

LORELAI: Good, not great?

SOOKIE: They look great.

LORELAI: Great, not fabulous?

SOOKIE: Fabulous.

LORELAI: Fabulous, not mondo-fabulous?

SOOKIE: Come on.

MICHEL: They look good to me.

LORELAI: Good, not great?

SOOKIE: Lorelai.

 

T.J.: Think about it -- it's there when you're sitting, but it's gone when you stand, so where does it go? It doesn't go anywhere, meaning...it never was. So a lap is just an illusion.

 

PARIS: A lot of people have said I'm not ordinary.

 

CUT TO ZUCCHINI PATCH

MICHEL: Oh, my God. I hate nature.

LORELAI: Ow! Jackson!

JACKSON: What are you doing here?

LORELAI: What are you doing here?

JACKSON: I'm sleeping with the zucchini. Didn't you tell her that I was sleeping with the zucchini?

SOOKIE: She had a little trouble grasping that concept.

LORELAI: I do not want you to sleep with the zucchini.

JACKSON: You said it was important.

LORELAI: They are.

JACKSON: And to keep them safe, no matter what it takes. And there's a possibility of a cold front.

SOOKIE: I told her about the cold front.

LORELAI: That's why you have heaters.

JACKSON: But the heaters could fail, so I'm here to service them.

LORELAI: So technically, you're sleeping with the heaters?

JACKSON: I guess so.

LORELAI: But I don't want you to do that either.

MICHEL: It's cold.

LORELAI: Sit down here. It's warm down here. Jackson, I love you. I love that you're doing this, but I also feel like I should call the guys with butterfly nets to come get you...and me and all of us.

CUT TO ZUCCHINI PATCH - MORNING

LORELAI: Sook, Sook.

SOOKIE: Where are we?

LORELAI: Michel, wake up.

SOOKIE: Hon, wake up.

JACKSON: What happened?

LORELAI: We slept with the zucchini.

MICHEL: We slept with the zucchini?

LORELAI: We slept with the zucchini.

SOOKIE: I slept good. I mean, really good.

MICHEL: Me too.

LORELAI: That's the best night's sleep I've had in weeks.

MICHEL: My back isn't hurting. It's perfect now.

SOOKIE: It's like a magic zucchini patch.

LORELAI: How are the zucchini?

JACKSON: They can't wait to be soup.

[Lorelai goes around to the front of Sookie's house, where Luke has just pulled into the driveway.]

LORELAI: Luke, hi.

LUKE: Hey. Where are you coming from?

LORELAI: Oh, you know, the zucchini patch.

LUKE: Huh?

LORELAI: It's a long story. No, it's short. I slept in the zucchini patch.

LUKE: Okay.

LORELAI: So, what are you doing here?

LUKE: Well, I wanted to talk to you.

LORELAI: Okay.

LUKE: I got that wedding coming up, Liz's wedding.

LORELAI: I know.

LUKE: I know you're busy with your to-do list and all, but I think you could use a little break.

LORELAI: Oh, I could use a little break.

LUKE: Take a break with me. Come to the wedding.

LORELAI: Really?

LUKE: It should be fun. There'll be turkey legs.

LORELAI: Oh, well, sure.

LUKE: Yes?

LORELAI: Yes.

LUKE: Good. Yes, good.

LORELAI: All right, then.

LUKE: I'll meet you at your house. We'll walk over together, okay?

LORELAI: Great.

LUKE: Okay. Good. I'll see you then.

LORELAI: Or before then.

LUKE: Either way is good.

LORELAI: Yeah, me too.

LUKE: Oh, and you don't have to wear a fruity outfit.

LORELAI: Oh, I'm gonna be a little fruity.

LUKE: That's good, too.

 

LORELAI: I need stamps.

KIRK: Well, your timing is perfect. The breakfast-food series just came out last week. [shows sheet to Lorelai]

LORELAI: [She gasps with delight.] Look at the dancing toast.

KIRK: Aren't they a kick? And here is our cartoon series.

LORELAI: Hey, do you have any Lucille Balls left?

KIRK: Yes, I have some Balls. [Luke looks up and reacts unnoticed.] I'm sorry. Are you a fan of the '50s-slash-mid-'60s sitcom heroines?

LORELAI: I don't know. [eager anticipation] Am I?

KIRK: I think you are.

LORELAI: [gasps] "Bewitched?" I love "Bewitched."

KIRK: Me too. Dr. Bombay was a big influence on me.

LORELAI: Oh, my God -- Serena? I wanted to be Serena. With that hair...

KIRK: And the miniskirts...

LORELAI: And the groovy, psychedelic music...

KIRK: Did you practice the twitch?

LORELAI: Oh, who didn't practice the twitch? [giggles]

[Luke tries to concentrate and begins to look impatient]

KIRK: Tabitha was so lucky. And hey, what ever happened to her little brother Adam? I mean, they determined in episode 242 that he was a warlock, and then...

LUKE: I'm trying to get divorced here!

KIRK: Sorry.

LORELAI: [gently] I'm sorry.

[There's a long pause while Luke sighs and continues with the form.]

KIRK: [speaking quietly] Remember when Endora called him "Derwood?"

LORELAI: Shh. [She gestures to Luke, who is shifting impatiently.]

KIRK: Sorry.

 

[Lorelai enters, approaches and sits at the counter where Luke is prying at a toaster.]

LORELAI: Oh man. Beat up the toaster again?

LUKE: This damn thing stopped working.

LORELAI: Could get another one.

LUKE: This one will be fine.

LORELAI: Sure -- as soon as it learns its place. You gonna go ten rounds with the coffee maker, or - [Luke is already pouring her a cup of coffee.] Ooh, thank you. What happened to your thumb?

LUKE: It's from the thumbprint yesterday.

LORELAI: I thought they had inkless pads now.

LUKE: They do, Kirk doesn't.

LORELAI: Right.

 

LORELAI: Sorry about your thumb.

LUKE: It's okay. I have another one.

LORELAI: Hey, you know what might make you feel better?

LUKE: What?

LORELAI: Handing me a cherry Danish.

LUKE: Well, it's certainly worth a try. [A cell phone in Lorelai's purse rings.] Out.

LORELAI: But I just got my coffee.

LUKE: Follow the thumb.
CUT TO OUTSIDE LUKE'S DINER ENTRANCE

LORELAI: Hello?

RORY'S VOICE: Who is this?

LORELAI: This is Lorelai Gilmore.

[Cut between Rory's dorm room and Stars Hollow outside.]

RORY: No, this is Lorelai Gilmore.

LORELAI: Ooh, "Gaslight."

RORY: So, you have my phone.

LORELAI: Yes, you left it in the kitchen. You know what that means, don't you? You miss Mommy.

RORY: Yes, or that the refrigerator was empty, and I ordered food.

LORELAI: Oh, that makes much more sense.

RORY: Just hold onto it for me? I'll get it from you next time I see you.

LORELAI: Okay -- ooh, hold on, hon. [A second cell phone rings and now she has a cell phone held to each ear.] Hello?

JASON: So, I'm officially taking the one hour I have off to go to the driving range to hit golf balls to try to improve my sucky game, thereby redeeming myself in your father's eyes.

LORELAI: I like the use of "sucky" and "thereby" in the same sentence.

RORY: Hey, who's that?

LORELAI: It's Jason.

RORY: Tell him hi.

[Luke exits the diner and approaches holding Lorelai's Danish.]

LORELAI: Hey, Rory says hi.

JASON: Tell her hi back.

LORELAI: He says hi back. [to Luke] Hi.

LUKE: This is a sickness.

LORELAI: Well, I'll be in in a minute.

LUKE: Who are you talking to?

LORELAI: My other two personalities.

LUKE: I'll bring this back inside. [He starts to leave.]

LORELAI: Wait, wait -- bite. [Luke holds the Danish out and she carefully takes a bite.]

LUKE: A frightening picture of things to come. [He goes back inside the diner.]

 

LORELAI: Hi. I'm looking for my father. Big guy, bow tie.

 

EMILY: I worry that if you do this, you'll drive Lorelai away again. And if she goes, Rory might go.

 

RORY: Your mom didn't just go out and get another kid.

LANE: Korea is where you go to get new kids. Ask anyone.

 

[Rory is studying on the sofa while loud music plays loudly from above. She stands, grabs a nearby broom and bangs on the ceiling repeatedly. She also hears pounding on the front door and answers it. Lorelai enters.]

 

LORELAI: College is loud!

RORY: Yes, it's part of our training. It's right up there with the bad food, the sleep deprivation, and how to hold your own hair while throwing up.

LORELAI: Awww. [She kisses Rory on the head as they walk to and sit down on the sofa.]

RORY: What are you doing here?

 

CUT TO FRONT DRIVEWAY OF ELDER GILMORE HOUSE
[Rory is leading her mother toward the front door.]

RORY: Come on.

LORELAI: Hey, hey, there's no hurry. We're early.

RORY: Yes, but we're here, so we might as well go in and get it over with.

LORELAI: Okay, just relax, why don't you? I would like to stop and smell the roses if you don't mind.

RORY: Mom...

LORELAI: You're young. You don't understand these things. I'm old, I'm dying, I'm gonna smell a rose. Oh, I don't see a rose. I think there's one next door.

RORY: You're being a tad ridiculous. Come on.

LORELAI: [morosely] On a scale of one to a million, how awful do you think tonight's gonna be?

RORY: Well, how high a number did you think the walk up the driveway was?

LORELAI: Ugh. You know, I wonder which tact my dad's gonna pick tonight. I bet he goes with the silent treatment.

RORY: Or maybe...he won't.

LORELAI: Yeah, you're right. He might prefer the full-on, frontal assault. You know, just constant mental flogging right from "dingdong" through till "drive safe."

RORY: Well, at least he said "drive safe."

LORELAI: Oh, no. It wasn't him. It was the maid.

RORY: Right.

LORELAI: Or maybe Dad will be fine, and Emily will be on the attack. Yeah, a little good cop/bad cop if you know what I mean. Keep me on my toes. I won't be expecting that.

RORY: Except that you are. Ready? [She reaches for the doorbell.]

LORELAI: [She stops Rory.] Okay -- wait, just wait -- we can still leave.

RORY: No.

LORELAI: Rory... right now is the point in the horror movie where the entire audience is yelling, "Don't go in there."

 

CUT TO EXTERIOR OF ELDER GILMORE HOME
[The door closes behind Lorelai and Rory.]

LORELAI: What the hell was that?

RORY: I don't know.

LORELAI: Jack Nicholson and Angelina Jolie just kicked us out with parting gifts.

RORY: Dessert to go.

LORELAI: As much as the thought of an early end to Friday night dinner and dessert for the road appeals to me, that was just weird.

RORY: [She looks inside her paper bag.] She made a tin-foil swan.

LORELAI: What was up with the drinks and the dinner she knew nothing about, and where was she coming from, anyhow?

RORY: I don't know.

LORELAI: She had to "run to the store." Since when?

RORY: I don't know.

LORELAI: And she came back with nothing. Ooh, and the purse. Did you notice the purse?

RORY: They say people change as they get older. I just didn't think it was all in one week.

LORELAI: There is something wrong here. [She notices a car parked in the driveway.] Why is my mother's car here?

RORY: She was in a hurry?

LORELAI: My mother never parks her car in the driveway, because the car might drip oil and make a spot on the concrete, and then life as we know it would end. [She approaches the car and looks in the windows.]

RORY: What are you doing?

LORELAI: Just seeing what's in her car.

RORY: Why?

LORELAI: Because -- I don't know. I just feel like something's up. [She hears a noise.] She's coming.

RORY: Who?

LORELAI: Mom. Hurry. [She rushes to hide in bushes, pulling Rory with her.]

RORY: What are you doing? Good shoes, good shoes, good shoes.

[Emily exits the house with dry cleaning in hand and gets inside her car. The engine turns over.]

LORLELAI: She's leaving.

RORY: Where's she going?

LORLELAI: I don't know. She left her house with dry cleaning, and she drove off?

RORY: She was meeting friends?

LORELAI: Tonight? After dinner?

RORY: Maybe?

LORELAI: [sighs] I'm sorry. This might be crazy, but... is my mom not staying here tonight?

RORY: Well...

 

JASON: I'm suing your father. [Lorelai scoffs softly.] I have to, Lorelai.

LORELAI: No, you don't.

JASON: I've gone over it. I've weighed every option. I have to respond. I cannot just sit here and do nothing when my entire career is going up in flames.

LORELAI: Jason, please. Don't do this.

JASON: Maybe it won't be so bad. Maybe he'll settle.

LORELAI: He won't settle.

JASON: It's just business.

LORELAI: Oh, my God. I'm so sick of hearing people say that.

JASON: You know I wouldn't do this if I didn't have to.

LORELAI: You don't have to.

JASON: If I intend to continue working in my chosen profession, then, yeah, I have to.

LORELAI: Don't be just a business guy. Put this on another level. Please.

JASON: I can't.

LORELAI: Unbelievable.

JASON: Lorelai... I have no choice. I have to fight back.

LORELAI: Jason...

JASON: I will keep you out of this. I promise.

LORELAI: [pauses] I can't be with someone who's suing my family.

JASON: Lorelai, come on.

LORELAI: I'm sorry.

JASON: You saw what your father did to me.

LORELAI: I know what he did to you.

JASON: And he is not gonna stop until there's nothing left.

LORELAI: I'm asking you not to do this.

JASON: Ask me something else. Anything else.

LORELAI: This is what I want.

JASON: You know how hard I work. My job is who I am. I can't lose everything. You have to understand why I'm doing this.

LORELAI: I do understand. But I can't be with someone who's suing my family.

JASON: Lorelai... [After a long pause, Lorelai quietly picks up her purse and walks out without looking back.]

 

Richard: Impossible girl
Lorelai: My Native American name, I believe.

 

Lorelai [to Luke]: I'm going to totally electrocute you!

Lorelai: You'd be so scary with smoke coming out of you nose-- I really wanna see that

 

Sookie: what kinda sausage do you want to pull outta luke?
Lorelai: Don't make my man's sausage sound dirty!

 

Lorelai: Determined, Demented, Dalovely

Preacher: You'll have to buy him a sweater

 

Rory [to preacher]: Have you seen 40 year old virgin? Because I think you might like it.

Rory gets mad b/c Lorelai didn't reply to the birthday party invite (b/c she didn't think it was from Rory).. So, Rory calls Luke's and asks, "Is my mom there?" He says,"Hey Rory.-- Yeah. You wanna talk to her?" and Lorelai gets all excited saying, "Is that Rory!? Is it Rory!?" Then Rory tell Luke she just wants to know if Lorelai is coming to her birthday party b/c she needs to know if there needs to be another chocolate box. Luke tells Lorelai what Rory is saying (actually, Rory's yelling.. and cussing..) on the phone and Lorelai gets really happy to know that Rory really DID want her invited.. so she says,
"Tell her yes, yes, I want a chocolate box!" Then when Luke hangs up and Lorelai smiles a little Luke was like, "Rory was mad and she yelled and she said, "Heck"--I didn't even know Rory knew how to say "Heck."" That was pretty funny... but alos sad.. but happying to..

Rory's birthday drink::: It's called the Rory

Logan: Is it me or could penguin live in here?

Rory [to Lane]: the guest soap has my face on it

Luke: It really tasted like really pink. Pink-pink. -- Its like drinking a my little pony.

Doiel: My woman is the man
LORELAI: Uh, nothing. I mean, it's great for tourists who are new to the town and want to make sure they don't miss a thing.

KIRK: I wasn't going that slow.

LORELAI: No, you just maybe need a little more training before tourist season kicks in. You know, take a spinning class or buy some legs.

RORY: Sorry, Kirk.

KIRK: You will be sorry. [Calling after them] You'll be sorry you turned down the chance to ride in Stars Hollow's first...

RORY: Now he's gonna hate us forever.

LORELAI: No, he's not. He's just gonna hate us till something shiny comes by.

KIRK: [Riding past them with ease] Well, well, well. I guess it wasn't me that was slowing things down. I guess it was my big, fat cargo.

RORY: Hey!

KIRK: Freshman 15!

LORELAI: Kirk!

KIRK: Can't wait to get my doughnut!

LORELAI: Stay away from my doughnut, Kirk! I mean it! It's my doughnut! Freak!

 

PARIS: You might as well stick your head in a sugar bowl.

RORY: If you can find one big enough.

 

PARIS: I'm actually really excited about this. I mean, it's our first social protest of significance in college.

RORY: I know, it's so exciting. We actually get to do something important, make a difference, have a say in the world.

PARIS: Wouldn't it be amazing if we could just get one Burmese political prisoner released because of our petition?

RORY: You're thinking small, Geller. Let's get 'em all out.

PARIS: Even the guilty ones.

RORY: Heck, yeah.

 

PARIS: Ever since I broke up with Moondoggie, soakin' up the rays hasn't been the same.

 

LORELAI: Um...do you want to talk about it?

LUKE: What?

LORELAI: Whatever it is that's put you in this charming mood.

LUKE: [Clears throat, lowers voice] I am not wearing my socks.

LORELAI: What?

LUKE: I am not wearing my socks.

LORELAI: So, what are those, someone else's?

LUKE: Yes.

LORELAI: What?

LUKE: I am wearing someone else's socks.

LORELAI: I'm sorry, I need more.

LUKE: I spent the night at Nicole's place.

LORELAI: Also known as "your place".

LUKE: Got up a little late, grabbed a pair of socks, and it wasn't until I was halfway to work that I realized they were someone else's socks.

LORELAI: And you're sure about this?

LUKE: Hey, if there's one thing in this life I am sure about, it's my socks. I buy the same brand in bulk, and I've been doing this for as long as I can remember. My socks are all white with a red stripe. These are white with a gold stripe and some sort of fruity padding in the toe.

LORELAI: Maybe they're Jess' socks.

LUKE: They are not Jess' socks.

LORELAI: Well, maybe when you went to the laundromat, someone accidentally left a pair of socks in the dryer, and then your --

LUKE: I don't go to a laundromat.

LORELAI: Uh, maybe they're Nicole's socks. You know, her gym socks or... you're not wearing your socks.

LUKE: I am not wearing my socks.

 

RORY: Is that a raindrop?

PARIS: Yep.
CUT TO PARIS & RORY RUNNING INTO THEIR DORM

PARIS: Out of the way.

RORY: Move, move, move!

FEMALE STUDENT: [Walking out of dorm] Is it raining?

PARIS: No, it's National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot.

RORY: Wet.

PARIS: Cold.

 

RORY: My brain- I think it's frozen. Is that possible?

PARIS: And these gray skies- it's a blanket of misery.

RORY: All I can think about is getting warm. That's all I can think about.

PARIS: It's warm in Florida.

RORY: What?

PARIS: Nothing.

RORY: Did you say "Florida"?

PARIS: No. [Pauses] Yes.

RORY: Seriously?

PARIS: Maybe.

RORY: But it's spring break.

PARIS: I know.

RORY: It's "girls gone wild," and boys doing the twist. We're not spring-breaky people, are we?

PARIS: I don't know what we are, but I am so cold right now that the thought of spending a week with a bunch of drunken bimbos and rattle-headed frat boys seems like a very good trade off for being warm.

RORY: Warm...

PARIS: Warm...

 

RORY: Mom, where's my bathing suit?

LORELAI: Uh...do you have a bathing suit?

RORY: Of course I have a bathing suit.

LORELAI: When was the last time you wore it?

RORY: I don't remember.

LORELAI: Uh, did it involve a rubber ducky?

RORY: No...I don't think.

LORELAI: Check the bottom drawer, and I will look in your closet. So now, tell me again- who's driving?

RORY: Glenn. It's his mom's van.

LORELAI: And this Glenn- he's a good driver?

RORY: I have no idea.

LORELAI: Kid- you've got to learn to lie.

RORY: Glenn's a very responsible guy. I'm sure it will be fine.

LORELAI: And the place you're staying is safe?

RORY: Yes.

LORELAI: Now you're catching on. Ahh! Aha! Bathing suit. Now we just have to find the wimple that goes with it.

RORY: Give me that, please. Hey, was I supposed to clear this with you first?

LORELAI: Clear what with me?

RORY: Going away.

LORELAI: Oh, I don't know.

RORY: I mean, I don't live here anymore, so I'm not sure what the protocol is.

LORELAI: Ah, well. I think as long as I know now, and I feel as if I have veto power, we're good.

RORY: You have veto power?

LORELAI: No. I feel as if I have veto power- very different statement.

RORY: Got it.

LORELAI: But you'll call me a lot while you're there, right?

RORY: You're not worried, are you? Because I'm just going for the sun and to read, nothing more.

LORELAI: I know, I know. It's just it's always the good kids who've never had a drink that take one sip of Kahlua and fall out of a window.

RORY: So you're sad you never taught me how to drink?

LORELAI: Exactly!

RORY: Well grab a bottle and some quarters and let's go.

LORELAI: No falling out of windows.

RORY: Not even a first floor one.

LORELAI: And don't drink. And after you're done not drinking, drink tons of water and take two aspirin before you go to bed.

RORY: Got it.

LORELAI: And take Paris with you everywhere. Not much can happen with that girl along.

RORY: Got it. [Horn honks outside.] They're here.

LORELAI: Oh. Maybe they can stop by a bathing suit store along the way.

RORY: My suit is fine.

 

GLENN: Seriously, Paris, get out!

PARIS: No! I have to drive.

GLENN: You drive exactly like you look like you drive.

PARIS: What's that supposed to mean?

GLENN: You speed like a maniac. You zip in and out of lanes. You tailgate.

PARIS: They were going two miles an hour.

GLENN: It was a driving-school car.

PARIS: Well, they went to school to learn a lesson. I was just giving them their money's worth.

 

PARIS: I can't be in a car if anybody else is driving, okay? If I die in a car crash, it's going to be at my own hand.

 

RORY: No windows.

LORELAI: No windows. Oh, hey, um, Glenn, would you mind if Rory sits up front? She gets carsick.

GLENN: Oh. Okay.

LORELAI: Airbags. Okay, um, have fun. Drive safely.

PARIS: Let's go...and say a prayer for the road kill. [Tires screech as she pulls away.]

 

RORY: Well, at least it doesn't smell bad in here.

PARIS: Pull your covers down and roll on the bed.

RORY: Why?

PARIS: We are sharing this room with four other girls, Rory. Plus 10K Barbie- we have to stake out our territory.

RORY: Yes, and then we need to up your dosage.

PARIS: Look, a person comes in, they see a dent in the bed, possibly a hair on the pillow...

RORY: So the person's David Caruso?

PARIS: They'll figure that bed is taken. They will then move on to the couch or the rollaway.

RORY: That's insane.

PARIS: Okay, suit yourself. [Starts to bounce on the bed. Rory soon follows suit on the other bed.]

RORY: And I was worried I would I feel stupid.

PARIS: Stupid but well rested.

RORY: How long do we have to do this?

PARIS: I think we're good.

RORY: I'm really comfortable right now.

PARIS: Yeah, me, too.

 

PARIS: Hmm, that was subtle.

RORY: What are you talking about?

PARIS: The Joanie loves Chachi moment.

RORY: He said "hey."

PARIS: I heard.

RORY: I said "hey" back.

PARIS: You did.

RORY: I was being polite.

PARIS: In Burma, you'd be married...or brutally killed.

 

LORELAI: I overslept again.

JASON: I know.

LORELAI: Why didn't you get me up?

JASON: I tried, and you bit me.

LORELAI: I did not bite you. [Jason holds out hand, she looks.] I did bite you -- cool!

JASON: Here, eat this before it gets cold.

LORELAI: You made French toast?

JASON: Well, I had a lot of energy after my run, so...

LORELAI: You went running?

JASON: Well, I had to wait for the laundry to dry. And I had already read the papers.

LORELAI: You had an entire day before I woke up.

JASON: Here, you want bacon?

LORELAI: You went out and slaughtered a pig between the running and the French toast?

JASON: Yes, and by the way, that whole ozone-layer problem... taken care of.

LORELAI: You're my Green Party hero.

JASON: [Handing her a plate] Here.

LORELAI: Oh, no - can't. I have to get to the printers and pick up the brochures because today is mailing day. But do you have a baggie?

JASON: Uh, yeah, here.

LORELAI: Perfect. Mmm.

JASON: What are you doing?

LORELAI: This is French toast on the go. The other drivers on the road love it. Come here. [Kisses him.] I'll call you later. We'll plan our weekend.

JASON: [Looking awkward.] Um, hey, Lorelai, hold on a second. Here.

LORELAI: A key.

JASON: Yeah, it's a key to the apartment.

LORELAI: Oh...good. Do you want me to let someone in?

JASON: No, it's just an extra key. I thought, you know, if you were coming over and I was running late this way you didn't have to wait in the hallway.

LORELAI: Okay.

JASON: Or if you were carrying something, and you couldn't wait for me to get to the door... this way, you're all set.

LORELAI: Okay...good. Makes sense.

JASON: Yeah, it's just a practical thing. It's not a big deal.

LORELAI: Oh, good.

JASON: Or you don't have to take it.

LORELAI: No, I'll- I'll take it.

JASON: I mean, I know how it is. You've got your keys on your ring just so, and then you put in a new one- it throws off the whole balance.

LORELAI: Well, if you think --

JASON: Or you can keep it.

LORELAI: You sure?

JASON: If you want.

LORELAI: I can go either way.

JASON: It's fine with me.

LORELAI: Well, which way?

JASON: Either way.

LORELAI: Well, I'll take it, [Chuckles] Okay? Thanks for the French toast.

JASON: Uh...thanks for the hand injury.

LORELAI: Anytime. Bye.

 

PARIS: Yeah, maybe later I'll pants you for an Altoid.

 

PARIS: God, I'm starving. I haven't had anything but vending-machine junk. There's nothing around here. I would kill for something non-synthetic. [Gets splashed] Ohh! Perfect.

RORY: [Talking on cell phone]: Okay, forget I said "giant Q-tips." They're not hitting each other with giant Q-tips.

LORELAI: But now I can't get giant Q-tips out of my head. It's too powerful a visual.

RORY: I know, I'm sorry.

LORELAI: So how is it?

RORY: It's good so far.

LORELAI: Yeah, how good?

RORY: I haven't had a drink yet.

LORELAI: Okay, are you sure you weren't drinking, and that's why you think they're giant Q-tips?

RORY: [Watching Sean go by] Um...maybe.

LORELAI: Hello? What just happened?

RORY: Hmm?

LORELAI: You sound distracted. Did something cute just walk by?

RORY: Um...no. No, I was just trying to think of something better to describe the, uh, the giant Q-tips. So I'll call you later, okay?

LORELAI: No windows.

RORY: No windows. [Hangs up. Madeline and Louise stare at her.] What?

LOUISE: Excellent taste.

MADELINE: What's his name?

RORY: Whose name?

LOUISE: The guy you were just staring at.

RORY: I wasn't staring.

 

MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER: The banana-eating contest is about to start on the upper level.

PARIS: Oh, real food. Thank god.

RORY: Um...Paris. [Paris leaves.]

[Few mins later]
PARIS: I must be crazy for thinking a banana-eating contest was about eating a banana!

 

LORELAI: So the movie was good. Nice to see Michael Caine working again. Which was sarcastic... 'cause he works a lot... constantly. [Chuckles] Never says "no" to anything, which can be risky, you know? Lowers your batting average.

JASON: Well, I'm glad you liked it.

LORELAI: [Sighs] Jason, you're making me work too hard tonight.

JASON: [Sighs] I know.

LORELAI: I mean, I wore the cute boots, you know? Do you see the cute boots?

JASON: Very cute boots.

LORELAI: Well, I've had a full night, what with the walking straight, the balancing, and the not yelping out in pain. If I'd known I'd also had to do all the talking, I-

JASON: I think I did it wrong.

LORELAI: You did what wrong?

JASON: The key that I gave you.

LORELAI: The key...to your apartment?

JASON: The key was supposed to say something.

LORELAI: So it's a talking key.

JASON: Look, you and I are hitting that point in a relationship where I usually break it off.

LORELAI: Oh, well, gee, should we get a cake?

JASON: Every single time with every other woman I've been involved with, this is about the time that I would...

LORELAI: [Sighs] Bolt?

JASON: I was gonna say "run," but "bolt" sounds much more masculine, so yeah, sure, "bolt."

LORELAI: Well, it's time to bolt. Okay, good thing you're not wearing my boots.

JASON: [Sighs] I don't think I'm doing this right, either.

LORELAI: No, no, you're doing it just fine. It's cold, so...

JASON: The other night I woke up and the timer went off in my head- "Hey, buddy, it's about that time." So I did what I always do. I thought about you, and I thought about us, and I thought about all the things that bother me, and I came up with nothing.

LORELAI: Nothing?

JASON: I went over it and over it in my head. That feeling, that "I want out" feeling- it wasn't there. What was there was the very strong sense that if I did...bolt... I might as well go out and find a pointy hat, a stool, and a classroom full of sixth graders, because I'd be an absolute idiot to screw this up. So I went out and made the key.

LORELAI: The talking key.

JASON: And I was hoping that the key would say that this is different, and that I want you in my life a lot more than you are now.

LORELAI: Wow. Well, I mean, it would have been more interesting to hear that from the key... it's definitely more romantic hearing it from you.

JASON: I'm gonna go take care of Mr. Caine for you now.

LORELAI: I would appreciate that.

JASON: Good night.

LORELAI: Good night, Jason. [Goes inside house, check answering machine]

LUKE: [On answering machine] Hey, it's Luke. I'm sorry to be calling you like this, but I was wondering if, when you get this message, you could come pick me up 'cause I need a ride. I'm in Litchfield, the corner of Mason and Pine. It's a big, white building. You'll recognize it by the police sign outside because, oh, hell, I'm in jail. Okay, there I said it. Long story. I'll tell you when you get here. Thanks... if you come. Oh, one more thing. I need to borrow a little money- 300 bucks. It's just a loan, and, oh, hell, it's for my bail. [Yells into background] I'm gettin' off now! Relax!

 

PARIS: I'm dating a professor.

LOUISE: Tenured?

PARIS: Ages ago.

LOUISE: [Chuckling] Well, Anna Nicole, look at you.

 

MADELINE: Is he still gorgeous?

RORY: Oh, yes. Definitely, yes.

LOUISE: You two aren't together?

RORY: No, actually he's married.

MADELINE: What?

LOUISE: Why?

RORY: Well, he met Lindsay, and they got married. She's pretty, blond, tall, leggy.

PARIS: Oh, good, just what the world needs -- another one of those.

 

 

CUT TO LUKE & LORELAI OUTSIDE LUKE & NICOLE'S APARTMENT

LUKE: There- my truck.

LORELAI: [Sighs] You know, Luke, you don't have to tell me what happened unless you want to. But I promise I won't ask you about it again... ever... in this lifetime or the next. You know, I'll just tell Shirley MacLaine, "Hey, look, back off, Shirl. If Luke had wanted me to know, he would have told me back in my other lifetime, and I certainly don't expect-"

LUKE: I wanted to see who owned the socks.

LORELAI: And did you?

LUKE: I think so. I just had a feeling tonight. Nicole was kind of vague on her plans, so I told her I'd stay at the diner. And then I drove up here, and I parked, and I waited. And then this car pulled up, and she got out with him. And, uh, they went inside, and I watched them go.

LORELAI: And you're sure he's the owner of the socks?

LUKE: Well, I didn't ask him, but he's the owner of the socks. And if he isn't, the picture's still not looking very good.

LORELAI: I agree with you there.

LUKE: Anyway, I sat here and watched them go inside. I had all these thoughts rolling around in my head. I mean, how could she do this, you know? In there- in our house. I mean, I... I put bookshelves up in there.

LORELAI: If it makes you feel any better, I don't think he's using your bookshelves.

LUKE: I suddenly just got so mad, you know, I lost it. I had to do something, so I got out and marched up to his car, and I kicked it.

LORELAI: You kicked his car?

LUKE: Oh, hey, I kicked it hard and over and over and over again.

LORELAI: Oh, you beat up his car.

LUKE: And then, all of a sudden, these cops pull up, 'cause some busybody in the neighborhood saw some lunatic attacking a car, and, well, you know the rest.

LORELAI: Did Nicole see you?

LUKE: I don't know. I don't know what she and the sock man saw. It's just...[Sighs] God, I feel like such an idiot. I mean, suddenly I became like one of those guys that gets jealous and, you know, does crazy things.

LORELAI: Yeah, you weren't "like" one of those guys. You were one of those guys.

LUKE: [Snickers] Yeah, well...

LORELAI: Was there any damage?

LUKE: No. [Pauses, then gets out of the Jeep]

LORELAI: Luke... [She follows] Hey, Luke, where are you going?

LUKE: See? Nothing- not a scratch. Those stupid dent-resistant panels.

LORELAI: This is the car?

LUKE: Yes, this is the car. He sat there. She sat there. They got out there, walked up there. I jumped out there, ran up here, was handcuffed there, was driven off there. I went to jail. And you drove all the way up here to get me... and they are still in there!

LORELAI: Oh, Luke.

LUKE: I mean, I can't believe they're still in there. What are they doing?

LORELAI: Luke, come on.

LUKE: I know what they're doing. But even if you took one of those pills that they were hawking at the super bowl, you know, they should have been done in four or five hours, tops. I mean, that commercial said it all- "If you're still active after four hours, you should call a damn doctor."

LORELAI: Come on, why don't we --

LUKE: What are they, talking? Making plans in my house? Damn son of a... [Starts kicking the car.]

LORELAI: Luke...

LUKE: [continues kicking] You lying piece of sockless garbage! Why don't you take home my socks, too?

LORELAI: Hey, hey! Luke- Luke, you were busted already once tonight -- that's it.

LUKE: All right, I'm fine. I'm fine.

LORELAI: Are you sure?

LUKE: Yeah.

LORELAI: Pretty soon, that car's gonna start fighting back.

LUKE: I'm fine...really. I'm fine.

LORELAI: [Sighs] You know, Luke, I know I've never really been Miss "This-is-great" about your relationship, but I am- I am so, so sorry. You don't deserve this. You really don't deserve this.

LUKE: Yeah. [Sighs] I guess that's it.

LORELAI: Yeah.

LUKE: Yeah.

LORELAI: Well, at least I finally got to see your house.

 

PARIS: Let's go home.

RORY: How? We're supposed to stay the rest of the weekend.

PARIS: Frequent-flyer miles, baby.

RORY: Cool peanuts. I'm in.

 

CUT TO LORELAI [AT HOME] & RORY [AT YALE] ON THE PHONE

LORELAI: So I call this place where you were supposedly staying, and some punk at the desk tells me-

RORY: I said I was sorry.

LORELAI: "I'm sorry, ma'am, she's not here anymore." My-my-my heart flew out of my chest. And not just because he called me "ma'am." Which by the way, I hate.

RORY: I didn't mean to freak you out.

LORELAI: You don't take off without telling Mommy.

RORY: I love that I didn't have to clear it with you to go on spring break, but I had to clear it with you to come home.

LORELAI: I had visions of you being swallowed by a whale or taking off with some surfers to go chase the perfect wave and not inviting me.

RORY: It just got to be way too much fun.

LORELAI: Yeah? How much is "too much?"

RORY: I had a drink.

LORELAI: And?

RORY: Paris and I took turns throwing up.

LORELAI: That's the way you girls will find yourselves a husband.

RORY: It was fine- aspirin, tons of water, mac and cheese...

LORELAI: Ahh, my baby's discovered her first hangover food. I wish I had a picture to put next to your clay handprint.

RORY: I think I still have the box.

LORELAI: Send it to me. So how was it?

RORY: It was interesting, you know? We sat on the beach, went to a club, we watched "The Power of Myth," Paris and I kissed...

LORELAI: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You watched "The Power of Myth"?

RORY: [The other phone line beeps.] Hold on a sec.

LORELAI: I hid that from you!

RORY: Hello?

DEAN: Hey, Rory, it's me.

RORY: Hi, um, Dean. Hold on a sec. Mom, I have to call you back.

LORELAI: You did not spend spring break with Bill Moyers.

RORY: Bye.

Well, I screwed up my old xanga soo heres my new one, This WHOLE website is devoted to Gilmore Girls, the BEST show on the world. I will post icons, Quotes, Pictures, Spoilers, Many different things. If you miss an episode of Gilmore girls leave a comment on my xanga and I will write a summary on my next post. I try to post everyday.

Cast Pictures:

Sookie St. James: Melissa McCarthy:

Rory Gilmore: Alexis Bledel:

Lorelai Gilmore:  Lauren Graham:

Luke Danes:  Scott Patterson:

Miss Patty:  Liz Torres:

Christopher:  David Sutcliffe:

Louise Grant:  Teal Redmann:

Paris Gellar:  Liza Weil:

Kirk Gleason:  Sean Gunn:

All I have time for, for now, Ill do more tomorrow